After accidentally getting sucked into a youtube vortex of rodeo abuse, I just have to ask why the fuck people abuse horses? Seriously. WHY WOULD YOU DO THESE THINGS TO SUCH MAJESTY? May a stampede of Friesians crush you to death if you fuck with horses.
Anatomy of bird depends heavily on which type of bird you are considering. Some birds are comprised almost entirely of poop. Some almost entirely of fluff. Some have a much higher percentage of loudness. Almost all would argue that cute deserves a higher percentage, though it does overlap with fluff, so that could be part of the reason for this misconception.
Some of these items are directly related, e.g. fluff and loudness are frequently inversely proportional. Some would also argue that you are over generalizing and some of these should be split into more specific and informative categories, e.g. “Fluff” into sleep, cold, or cuddles, “loudness” into “HUMAN YOU HAVE DISPLEASED ME” “I AM BIRD HEAR ME ROAR” “LOVE ME” and “WHAT A SPLENDID DAY TO BE ALIVE” and poop into “I’m sorry, I had to go” and “if you think I didn’t poop on that just to spite you you’ve got another think comin’.”
I hope this helps, and please let me know if you have any other questions!
Einstein the tiel
Bruce the caique
Indiana the galah
10% loudness (THIS WILL CHAAAAAAAANGE)